Disinfecting the
wisdom of Mar-a-Lago.
A cretinous
ultracrepidarian who takes dilettantism to the level of terrifying sociopathy
has me now caught on the violently raging horns of a dilemma. For out of the
choice of disinfectants and cleaning products in my home, I counted 17 and
chose 3.
Then I thought, should
I make a cocktail of the three, have each one after the other in an order and
dosage yet to be determined, or the efficacy of one might suffice as the
scientists are being driven to distraction by wild assertions and snake oil
remedies?
We now have it on
good authority that with a bit of sun, well, ultraviolet light, and I must
find my free sunbed usage vouchers and the injecting of disinfectants, I buy
myself freedom from the Coronavirus with a quick and painful death for which
the administration of an antidote would be futile. Venesection rather than
ventilation, if ever a respite exists. [BBC News]
Swallow the stupid
cleaner
Maybe, like the old
lady who swallowed a fly and then swallowed many other predators to catch the
fly, I might just swallow a string of Christmas lights so each predator can
find their way to the prey, whilst the lights expose the hidden places of the
Coronavirus in a game of peek-a-boo or catch the mouse.
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It beggars belief
that a man able to utter such crass stupidity stands as the leader of the free
world. What do I know? There are people I love and respect who believe he is
anointed of God. I doubt the prophecy of the disinfectant just as that of
hydroxychloroquine would be read as anything but a sign from above.
This death cult that
puts Jim Jones to shame is an abomination to humanity, but the light we need to
see better is lost to things reason, sight, hearing, or wisdom cannot deliver
people into.
Don’t try it
Meanwhile, to my
amazing good fortune, my cupboard has wrestled the disinfectants out of my
hands, my gratitude goes to the door that did not yield to my fleeting folly.
Wipe it away, but
don't leave it on your skin, definitely not in the eyes and anything you
consider subcutaneously, intravenously or intramuscular; better know it is not
prescribed by an idiot with a global bully platform.
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