A Listed Building's Walls
My office sits in a
Grade II listed building with uniquely fascinating décor: wallpaper made from a
collage of newspaper front pages marking world events.
The Kennedy
assassination, the birth of the first test-tube baby, the moon landing, the
Beatles arriving in America, the birth of Prince George, the murder of John
Lennon, the death of Elvis Presley, Usain Bolt breaking the 100m world record
at the 2012 Olympics, and now, crucially, England winning the World Cup.
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| The Sunday Mirror, 31st July 1966. The morning after the only World Cup that ever truly mattered to me, and I was barely old enough to know it. |
Three Flags, One Cup
I was just a few
months old when England lifted the trophy against West Germany in 1966, the
Sunday Mirror crowing "Golden Boys!" the morning after. To have seen
them win it in my lifetime, even if I cannot remember a moment of it, is
perhaps why I am no longer troubled by whether they excel or falter in this
edition.
My allegiances have
wandered as my life has. I have supported England, where I was born; Nigeria,
my country of heritage; and the Netherlands, where I lived for twelve years.
Each has handed me its own disappointment.
I watched Nigeria
play Bulgaria at the Parc des Princes during the 1998 World Cup, and I donned
the orange of the Netherlands for the 2010 final, hosted in South Africa, though
I watched it on holiday in Spain. Walking back to my hotel in Dutch colours after
Spain's victory remains one of the worst sporting indignities I have endured.
Festivals Losing
Their Shine
We used to gather in
May for Eurovision, but the controversy around Israel's participation, which
led to a boycott by five countries, meant I felt it was no longer a contest.
Though it produced a new winning country, I refused to watch anything, including
the highlights. In 2026, we had Euroblindness, and I do not know what might
make it exciting again.
Yesterday, the FIFA
World Cup began in Mexico, hosted this time by three countries, including
Canada and the United States. The United States is at a war of its own choosing
with Iran, a participating nation. Iran has moved its base to Mexico. A FIFA
referee from Somalia was denied entry to the US, and FIFA simply shrugged.
Politics Invades the
Pitch
The US Immigration
and Customs Enforcement is threatening to raid World Cup venues to apprehend
and arrest supposed illegal immigrants. President Donald Trump is quite cosy
with Gianni Infantino, the FIFA President, who conferred a FIFA World Peace
Prize on Donald Trump in a farcical imitation of the Nobel Peace Prize.
With players and
officials alike suffering indignities at the behest of the policies prevailing
in the US, it is no wonder that interest in this World Cup is not showing up in
record hotel bookings. The somewhat exorbitant match tickets will now have to depend
on local fans to fill the stadiums, as the prices fall to more reasonable
levels.
No Enthusiasm Here
No, I have garnered
no enthusiasm for this fiesta at all, apart from snippets that fall into sight
from partly obscured social media statuses, informing us why South Africa lost
their match against Mexico. This was a reference to the largest number of red
cards ever issued in a World Cup match, which left South Africa down to nine
men by the end.
Yes, there was one
video of Burna Boy being lauded by his mother after his performance at the
opening of the tournament, yet I have not turned on my television to watch any
clips or updates. I am neither playing nor engaged, and I hope the month
slithers away into insignificance whilst we find other joys of living beyond
this enterprise of chicanery that pretends to unite the world in the pursuit of
a leather ball.
What Is the Point?
Heck, there are 48
teams playing, and yet Nigeria, Italy, India, and China cannot find a minimum
of 23 men to fly the flag. What is the point? The way things are going, all
countries might as well be invited to a three-month World Cup to cure the world
of boredom, and we might enjoy one long holiday from its troubles.
No one could ever
have thought that the US, being the main host of a FIFA World Cup, would portend
less eagerness than the ones in Qatar or Russia before. But if this ends up
being the least entertaining ever, the record alone would leave a big smile on
our faces. I can assure you, it would be just deserts.
