Monday, 16 April 2007

A welcome but unprincely separation

A Prince unworthy

Obviously, one is saddened by the fact that the seeming royal romance between Prince William and Kate Middleton has come to an end.

Seeing the Prince leave a night club at 3:00AM in morning must have been instructive of the fact that the young man is more a man about town than one who really wants to "settle down" and become responsible to use the Nigerian euphemism of coercion to get married.

In these times, there are very few who do get married in their early 20s and the Prince being 24 means that he probably does not think he has played the field enough to accommodate the boring and restraining prospect of marital bliss.

From the reports emanating from anonymous close friends, unnamed palace sources and deluded royal experts, Prince William had been advised to make serious considerations about taking the relationship to a decent conclusion or aborting the affair so as not to have kept the young lady of 25 from prospects that would have been more willing and more appreciative of her.

In fact, this seems to the mirror the case of the Duchess of Cornwall who Prince Charles did not offer a proposal that she went on to marry another man - Anthony Parker Bowles; who now has the accolade of having given life and wife for king and country.

Aristocratic snobbery

Beyond this is the unsightly stuffiness of aristocracy with an inbred culture that is resistant to modern ways and the changing times or what might call the infiltration of the middle classes.

Kate Middleton is the daughter of self-made millionaires whose ancestry is not particularly distinguished and whose mother was once an air stewardess.

This should really have no bearing on the merits of Kate as an individual and partner who being quite well educated as a peer of the Prince, has been not only a close friend but confidant of the Prince throughout university.

However, it is generally the unspoken rule amongst aristocrats that only females in line for offices of state need be educated in formal settings, else, everyone else goes to finishing school learning to be supportive of their future husbands of blue blood in being baby-making machines providing heirs to keep the family name and titles extant and playing hostess to burnish the aristocratic mien of that lineage.

That is the career path of any lady who marries into aristocracy; to adopt any other focus like Diana, Princess of Wales did beyond mother and glamour clothes-horse was to be extending oneself into areas too cerebral for their calling.

This would have been the fate waiting to befall Kate Middleton and in some ways she has mercifully been delivered from that situation.

A stupid brood of idiots

What grates the more is the cretins who only become something by birth rather than by achievement that call themselves friends of the Prince who when Kate made an appearance whispered - Doors to manual - alluding to her mother's old profession as an air hostess; that the Prince could not defend the honour and integrity of his beau by outlawing such talk simply goes to show that Kate is better off with another man.

Maybe in 20 or 30 years time, after almost definitely an unsuitable bride is found to fulfill the aristocratic wife role of providing heirs and hospitality, Kate and William might end up in a Charles and Camilla encore; there is no telling, with royalty; history always seems to repeat itself again and again.

Sometimes, it takes a man time to really develop real respect for the lady who really matters to him. Meanwhile, I wish Kate Middleton well in all she puts her hand to do.

Sunday, 15 April 2007

INEC frustrates Nigerians with incompetence

Incompetence becomes INEC

Many Nigerian Bloggers have already reported on the elections that took place in Nigeria yesterday and I am not going to add much to that.

However, going to the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) website, it would appear the time they should have spent sorting out their logistics was probably expended in the politics of disenfranchisement of Nigerians.

In all the time that they had to prepare for the elections, how is it that on election day some polling stations were only opening up 6 hours late or not at all? BBC.

Then the President whose total 11 and a half years in office represents a failure that history would most assuredly record has the temerity to suggest that the polling had gone relatively well.

Time and again, the ruling parties have frustrated Nigerians in order to obscure and manipulate the electoral will of the people and usually with success.

Indeed there are issues of safety and security for the precious votes of Nigerians and the polling officials who need to be able to do their work without fear or favour.

Trying us by trying

Nigerians have been longsuffering if not supinely docile to accept half-measures, incompetence and shoddy planning as sufficient even that the mentality of low expectations is translated into one phrase - They tried.

We should stop trying and start doing and from what happened yesterday for something so critical to the survival and future of Nigeria to be handled with such confusion and levity is a disgrace.

So when INEC announces that the law makers and journalists were happy with INEC's facilities and level of preparedness, I read that with an overdose of healthy skepticism - the use of the phrase, selected journalists is already a giveaway, sycophantic praise-singers who parrot the desired propaganda.

This entourage visited the INEC headquarters which had over 100 gun-totting mobile policemen - only in Nigeria can legally armed law enforcement officers be called gun totting - a phrase usually associated with militias, gangsters or a force under unruly or ill-disciplined command.

Proper investigative research required

In the end, the entourage was awe-stricken; read - easily impressed, but having a Central Depot does not a national election make, somehow, the entourage should have been visiting locations closer to the polling stations and I doubt if the sycophantic journalists would have had the conscience to relay what they saw.

This obviously makes the visit and views of two former heads of state in the persons of Dr. Yakubu Gowon (1966-1975) and General Muhammadu Buhari (1983-1985) rather immaterial as they pandered to the window-dressing in the centre rather than a proper research of the facts in the regions.

In the circumstances we are saddled with this atrocious service and might have to condone it for now, but if for once we believe that INEC's independence in conducting the elections as free and fair then it would definitely be time for Nigerians to rise and claim their country back from the petty tyrants who have committed this great country to a cabal of corrupt politicians.

Saturday, 14 April 2007

African-American women caught in race and racism rows

Advisory: These are comments and views on a contemporary and developing situation, the analysis is general rather than specific and it does not cover all issues that are either attendant or related to the topics discussed. Reflect, if you do have to comment. Thanks.

The American People

America is one peculiar place, a people from all sorts of places with views and ideas that sometimes leave the rest of the world startled.

We have heard too many times that America is the land of the free, the land of opportunity even there is something called The American Dream - the relentless pursuit success through perseverance and determination where the story even becomes more interesting if by the scale of the American class system you have travelled so far from the lower rungs of society to some exclusive position of prominence; prominence being the ability to create wealth beyond your peers.

In bondage to race and religion

However, this is not the complete American story, whilst many can exercise rights and privileges that more than half the world aspires to, they are in deep bondage, shackled to their history with chains moor them to the past like they still live in those past times.

Race and religion always seems to have a way of cheapening and denigrating American values; beyond this, one has to contend with that great divide between the conservatives and the liberals - words that have a completely different meaning in America from the accepted English meanings.

In the last three weeks the race Pandora's box began to unravel into some international news story, a long going battle for justice, atrocious remarks from a radio talk show host and the pervasive American music culture and this all converging on African-American women.

Chilling out after lacrosse

Just about a year ago, three members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team were accused of rape at a party organised by one of the accused where an African-American lady had offered her services as part of the evening's entertainment.

Charges were swiftly brought against the men even though other evidence that showed that the laboratory samples from the lady included male semen from multiple partners which did not include traces from the accused.

It also transpired that the prosecuting attorney was remiss in offering this information to the defence and he also had not interviewed the accuser closely enough to determine the veracity of her claims.

However, these men who probably have people in high places had the privilege of members of Congress and other influential assail the prosecuting attorney that he recused himself from the case and eventually the men were cleared not just from the lack of evidence but significant inconsistencies in evidence, account and the unmentioned covert politicking for re-election that might have been a conflict of interest on the part of the prosecutor.

Stop and think - I

The men however helped us learn a few lessons about America.

  1. Seemingly well brought up kids do have an underbelly of lascivious and wanton living as paying for entertainment where a lady denigrates herself by erotic dancing and they are titillated to the point of plausible risqué and possible illegal activity.
  2. Many well-off middle-class Americans are completely oblivious of the injustices and miscarriages of justice where the legal profession through negligence, incompetence, slothfulness, acquiescence or even stupidity mess up other innocent people's lives and never get sanctioned for these atrocious activities because no one investigates them.
  3. Justice is not an equitable right; you need resources as money and influence to obtain justice.
  4. Women are still abused and many offer themselves up to abuse because of other pressing socio-economic issues as need for a livelihood, fees to get through university and so on. In fact, some African-American leaders offered to sponsor the lady through University if the reason for her strip-dancing was to earn money to get through university despite the fact that she had allegedly made false accusations.
  5. Reviewing this case fell across race lines, the believability that Caucasian men might indeed take advantage of an African-American lady, the victim complex of African-Americans who think everything that involves them is a continuation of white oppression, the fact that the men could muster a credible and well-resourced legal challenge which too many cannot.

Hos! But not Santa Claus

Until a few weeks ago, nobody outside America knew who Don Imus was; a radio talk-show host of the unpalatable shock-jock genre.

People whose popularity stems from speaking the unspeakable, being offensive, breaking taboos and pandering to the innate intolerant, bigoted, prejudiced and jaundiced views that we in civil society work hard to conceal about ourselves.

Don Imus it appears already has form in these areas but the audience figures and sponsorship kept him about in what one commentator said was supporting and rewarding bigotry and reprehensible behaviour.

However, on the 4th of April 2007, Mr. Imus swept his bacon off the table with this exchange between him and some guests on his show.

"IMUS: So, I watched the basketball game last night between -- a little bit of Rutgers and Tennessee, the women's final.

ROSENBERG: Yeah, Tennessee won last night -- seventh championship for [Tennessee coach] Pat Summitt, I-Man. They beat Rutgers by 13 points.

IMUS: That's some rough girls from Rutgers. Man, they got tattoos and --

McGUIRK: Some hard-core hos.

IMUS: That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like -- kinda like -- I don't know.

McGUIRK: A Spike Lee thing.

IMUS: Yeah.

McGUIRK: The Jigaboos vs. the Wannabes -- that movie that he had."

Once said the consequences are grave

Nappy-headed hos was the seeding of the storm that first started as a two-week suspension, the withdrawal of sponsorship, the withdrawal of syndication and finally a sacking.

This thing got as far as Don Imus together with his wife meeting the basketball team at the New Jersey Governor's mansion; the governor who was on his way to mediate at the meeting got caught up in a accident and ended up in hospital in a critical condition.

Mr. Imus' apology has been accepted by the ladies but there is a lot to this whole matter than meets the eye.

Stop and Think - II

Questions like

  • What makes it right for black hip-hop performers to use this kind of language in their multi-million dollar record releases but the same words are offensive from a white man?
  • Is the African-American woman in America primarily seen as a sexual object ready for all sorts of abuse until proven otherwise?
  • Why can we not take this opportunity to address wider issues within the African-American community about self-respect and positive identity?
  • Who are these preachers who get rolled out to incense and ignite the atmosphere whenever an issue like this occurs?
  • Now that the man has been sacked, would he be able to get on with his life?

Losses unquantifiable

Unfortunately, Don Imus has done himself a bad turn because beyond his despicable radio persona is a work of charity where he has raised over $40 million to help children and he also founded the Imus Ranch which is a charitable organisation for children with cancer and sibling of victims of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

This episode might lose him sponsorship to carry on this good work effectively, though it is unlikely that that ranch would close because the good work is still well worthy of supporting.

It was however disingenuous for some commentator to try and use the good works in another realm of activity to gloss over the gross misdemeanour on radio.

It is however instructive to know that Don Imus is licensed to carry a concealed weapon in New York and New Mexico for his own protection - I do wonder how people cannot express their views in such a way as not to attract personal violence - this is a topic for another discussion.

Don Imus would be back sometime soon to your airwaves, he has recovered many times before.

The minority of the truth

I have many times written about a fashion amongst the youth where their trousers with hefty belts still cannot be held above the knees, decency is maintained almost exclusively by the long tops or coats they wear with their hoods up even in the blazing sun.

A commentator on Anderson Cooper 360 on CNN helped me out of my misery of understanding why people have adopted such fashion.

Where everyone has been baying for blood and the resignation of Don Imus to the extent that they have been gleeful with the developing results, a lone voice wrote about something deeper.

The influence of hip-hop

The hip-hop culture comprised of the music and lifestyle, the music which sells well with lyrics which are at times too offensive to repeat get bought and listened to by white kids in the comfort of their insulated suburban homes.

The African-American kids however live out that life of aggression, violence, the denigration and abuse of women, the clothing all very much like ill-fitting clothes in a prison.

The bitterness, the hate, the pain, the need for respect at the barrel of a gun or edge of a knife in a dog-eat-dog world is all borne of a prison driven mentality.

Why would a 15 year old kid say to a girl, I want you to have my babies? I almost fainted when I heard that in Milton Keynes a few weeks ago.

Where is he going that he thinks he cannot be occupied with more productive activity like finishing school, starting a career and really working to be a useful member of society?

Preparing for disaster

It is like the foreboding of war, they mate now to forestall the wiping out of humanity, however, closer to home it is the preponderance of neighbourhood crime and getting involved in gangs whose activities skirt the limits of legality and sometimes run foul of the law leading to a life of running the gauntlet of prison.

The women however who have seen men earn money from doing nothing like an honest day's work offer themselves as objects of abuse to be able to dip into those deep pockets and spend without knowing the value of money.

It is a feeding frenzy that is also getting played out in England where over the last few months 6 teenagers have been killed with guns or knives in this rough prison that is now played out in our communities.

This is the challenge to our community leaders and the one many would never be courageous enough to address head-on and save our communities of the sorrows of loss, the denigration of our women and careers that thrive in get-rich-quick schemes of expressing prison culture as everyday live.

Friday, 13 April 2007

e-Petition pillow fights at 10 Downing St

Petitions

This is either democracy in action or a fad of activism that is the hallmark of the era of Tony Blair's reign.

In the last 2 weeks I have signed petitions on the 10 Downing Street e-Petitions site, whilst none have yielded the kind of response we the undersigned have desired, there has been some movement indicating that the petitions do have some effect.

The first was pertaining to an administrative error by the AFC Wimbledon football club which lead to them being penalized 18 points in their league. The petition garnered over 1,000 signatories and eventually there was reconsideration and a clemency to just a 3 point deduction and a 400 Pound fine.

Reactions

That first petition was rejected, but it spurned other petitions, one to reconfirm the original 18 point penalty and the other to reinstate the club in the Football Association Trophy competition which reads like the first and has since been rejected.

Basically, we have created turfs for opposing activism on the e-Petition site. The principle was that this punishment was too draconian considering other clubs with greater influence and resources have hardly been sanctioned for similar errors.

The club accepts they were wrong and pleaded for leniency, something that has now been achieved to the satisfaction of many and the chagrin of the few who would prefer to win the league by other means than by playing football.

Petition to: PLEASE Stop AFC Wimbledon being deducted eighteen points

Petition to: Stand by and confirm the 18 point deduction on AFC Wimbledon

Petition to: Bring pressure to re-instate A.F.C. Wimbledon

Those Naval cretins

Then as I have written in recent blogs about the Naval Personnel News Stories debacle, I came across an e-Petition which called for the Prime Minister to first name and then sack the official who allowed the naval personnel to sell their stories.

That gathered quite a few signatures and whilst I am no budding activist, I felt so strongly about committing my name to that petition because the whole episode is just so shameful.

The e-Petition was not that well worded but it had its purpose and the many who supported it identified with its particular message.

The petition read - We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to name and sack the person responsible for declaring that members of the armed services can sell their stories to the media.

The details read - We the undersigned consider the statement to allow members of Her Majesty's forces to sell their stories to the media to be a major government failure -and PR disaster for the Royal Navy - and "heads should roll" at the highest level.

It was a definitely a propaganda disaster but it was a bit of wishful thinking that heads would roll.

Our petition was rejected with the following statements indicating the stories were sold in good faith.

11 April 2007

Tony Blair says the decision for the seized Royal Navy personnel to take money from the media was a response to a "wholly exceptional" situation.

In an interview with Sky News, the PM said the situation wouldn't occur again but insisted that the decision had been taken in good faith.

The MOD decided to allow the sailors and marines to sell their stories but has since ordered a review of the decision.

The 15 Britons were seized by Iranian gunboats in the Gulf on 23 March and freed last Thursday.

The PM's words in full

Look, I didn't actually know about the decision until after it was taken but really that is not the point. The Navy were trying to deal with a wholly exceptional situation in which the families were being pursued by the media to sell their stories and the Navy took the view that it was better to manage the situation rather than let it happen.

Now with hindsight was that a good idea? No, precisely because people would then misrepresent that as somehow the Navy encouraging people to sell their stories, which they weren't doing at all. Do I believe it will happen again? No. But were people acting completely in good faith and honourably so far as the Navy was concerned? Yes, they were.

Now I think we've had days of this now and really it's time to move on.

Well, I am not sure it is time to move on till the people who allowed this shameful situation to manifest are accorded both deserved opprobrium and requisite sanction.

Then we can all move on.

Seeking my next petition - this is fun stuff.

© All references to the e-Petitions are quoted in full or excerpted from the 10 Downing Street e-Petitions website and I acknowledge their ownership of the quoted and excerpted parts that appear in this blog.

Thursday, 12 April 2007

Becoming persona non grata in Thailand

Most High Men

Now obviously this is skirting the realms of the unspeakable, untouchable and the incredible. Whilst I do have respect for monarchies and they do need to maintain an air of mystique about them, it becomes a bit much when these mere mortals who have assumed great power on earth get venerated as demi-gods and are accorded sacred virtues of holy unapproachable idols.

A typical scenario has been played out in Thailand where the much revered King Bhumibol Adulyadej Rama IX and ruler of over 60 years has been so feted.

An inebriated Swiss man resident in Thailand for over 10 years allowed his alcohol to get the better of him and went about defacing pictures commemorating the 79th birthday of the king.

That basically is vandalism in any general crime and punishment regime for which there should be some public order sanction.

Insulting the king

This however takes an interesting twist when the statute books contain a law that pertains to insulting a king, denigrating the name of a nation and identity or creating caricatures of seemingly revered figures of tradition or religion.

So, back in Thailand, the Swiss gets 10 years imprisonment for defacing pictures of the king, one does wonder what would have happened if he had defaced the statue of the king or worse still, gotten close to the king as to shout insults at the king.

In the 21st Century, it does not augur well for such societies to confer unassailable mystique and infallibility of any person to the point of benevolent deification.

It is shameful that one cannot criticise the king even constructively for the fear of overbearing lèse majesté laws that restrict free speech and curtail free expression thus protecting of some air of importance, dare I say, delusions of heavenly grandeur.

Taking offence unnecessarily

I do not think the critique of any person of importance, the defacement of a representation of a potentate or the refusal to genuflect to a monarch should constitute an offence, those who intend to be slighted can by their your will so be slighted but not by making an atrocious law to create an offence of the event.

One must not forget that royal influence was exerted in encouraging a military putsch that ousted a democratically elected regime that had quite a following amongst the Thai poor, the military rulers however have been cack-handed in handling the economy and made such of fuss of outlawing You-Tube for hosting material that made fun of the king.

Wasting the time of the king

In the end, the Swiss man received a royal pardon which is commendable but the situation is on the whole worsened because an inconsequential event in a Thailand backwater by a drunken foreigner went on to gain international prominence requiring the king exercise a prerogative because of a law that really should be struck off the books of any modern nation.

How this differs from the Turkish laws of insulting Turkishness or the legacy of Ataturk and the Muslim reaction to the Mohammedan cartoons with the fatwas that ensued would make interesting debate.

One suspects this is unlike other rulers who are cellophane skinned that they cannot brook any dissent and it is simply about courtiers trying to maintain the suffocating air of mystique around his majesty and by doing so heaping cause for opprobrium on the Thai people.

I guess these means I am persona non grata in Thailand.

References

Sensitive heads of state

Cellophane skinned lion hearts

Wednesday, 11 April 2007

It's a girl again

The Queens of the Netherlands

The joy of new birth comes to the Netherlands again with the birth of the eighth grandchild of Queen Beatrix of the House of Orange-Nassau.

Fortunately, in the Dutch monarchy, is not subject to Salic Law else they would have been in the crisis of the ruling house of Japan where until recently the absence of a son for the second-line of succession had put many a princess under unbearable stress.

Absolute primogeniture has allowed the Netherlands to have 3 Queens in succession with the possibility of a King after the reign of the Queen extant, in Prince Willem-Alexander, the heir-apparent and father of the new born child.

A peculiarity is how all the Queens married German consorts and the current one did cause such uproar as the Dutch were still smarting from the travails of the Second World War - though all consorts acquitted themselves well as Dutch gentlemen.

Also, the Queens did have a penchant for abdicating for their successors, Queen Wilhelmina (57 years) for Queen Juliana (32 years) in 1948 and she for Queen Beatrix in 1980, it is not clear if this Queen would abdicate for her son, one is not sure how ready the Dutch would be for that kind of upheaval.

Male maelstrom

However, one might be astute to say that it appears the Y-chromosome is somewhat recessive in the succession line even though this Queen does have 3 sons. She only has one grandson amongst her 8 grandchildren and in about 50 years time we would be celebrating probably the advent of another Queen of the Netherlands depending on the reigns and longevity of both Queen Beatrix and Prince Willem-Alexander.

Now, all births must be well celebrated regardless of gender, but there is something about hereditary monarchies that the birth of a girl excites exasperation rather than elation - as most newspapers would read - It's another girl!

She arrived last night just before 10:00PM on the 10th of April 2007, weighing 4,135g and 52cm, a very healthy baby.

Congratulations to the Queen, the Prince and his Princess as we all celebrate with Beschuit met muisjes, the traditional Dutch treat served to commemorate new births; the muisjes being pink for a girl.

It's a girl again!

DNA separates the blanks from the bullets

DNA daddy

The unending saga of the life and death of Anna Nicole Smith continues with interest as the twists and turns of that turbulent life produces more fodder for the press.

Her 6-month old daughter was born in the Bahamas with her lawyer Howard K. Stern listed as father of the child in the birth documents.

This billion dollar baby, at least potentially, depending on how the estate of her mother resolves is the key to a life-changing experience for whoever ends up the guardian and father of this diamond.

At least 4 men came forward claiming paternity of the child, but the lawyer who happens to have the death touch of witnessing the death of both his "step-son" and lover seems to have been shooting blanks.

The real bullets belong to Larry Birkhead an entertainment photojournalist who claimed all along that "The girl is mine".

So Dannielynn (Named after big brother) Hope (For anyone who becomes my daddy) Marshall (Where my fortune is) Stern (Messed up my mummy's life) is going to become a Birkhead (My real daddy) once custody is sorted out in the courts - come on - DNA says he is the father, what can be the problem?

Meanwhile, we need the National Guard protecting that child just in case Mr. Stern has the additional misfortune of witnessing another death.