Swallow your dog food
Down in some faraway land (
New Zealand) a food company run by a motherly lady who sprinkles nutrients on her porridge every morning offers to send 42 tons of those nutrients to feed the probably starving children of . Kenya
The offer is rejected with derisive comments as perception overrides reality in the quest to maintain dignity and pride – we are only human.
Aid on Trotters
, Hamas prepares to take on the mantle of leadership which we must agree is well deserved because they have to-date been benefactors of their people a lot better than the erstwhile Fatah movement. Palestine
The West threatens to withhold aid because there is another facet of Hamas which exercises an uneasy ceasefire in attacking
that it wants to obliterate in favour of a Greater Palestine. Israel
The curse of democracy means they have a mandate to run and if the West who so willingly enjoys trotters and the other parts withhold aid, other trotter-haters of the Middle-East might just step in and completely undermine any little influence the West might have in Israel-Palestine crisis.
Babe and Scooby
This shrill singing from the West does not seem to faze Hamas who might eventually moderate their views about
for the sake of peace and progress as the two-state solution betweens to saunter down the crooked roadmap Israel
However, there is concern that the powder mix which when mixed with water forms a paste that could well rival the gourmet quality of Pedigree Chum might be construed as dog food even though the recipe has been modified for humans.
Pride or Prejudice
swallows their prejudice and Hamas moderates their pride in an exchange of sentiments; it is hopeful that the West consider the Hamas social record of prudence, efficiency and service to the needy Palestinians and our dear lady of Mighty Mix dog biscuits rephrase her offer without the mention of dog Kenya
No offence is intended with regards to analogies appearing in this piece. The import is to illustrate agreement and strong disagreement as donors’ intentions and misunderstanding contrasts with recipients’ requirements and the maintenance of their dignity.